Tabbed by Magnus Wrenninge.
To play this song the REAL way, you need a 6-string (It goes pretty
low at the end...), it can be played on a 4-string though.
[drum intro]
Intro:
   \G   E   B
    G   E   B
Verse 1:
    G          E                B
    We're only making plans for Nigel.
    G       E                    B
    We only want what's best for him.
    G          E                B
    We're only making plans for Nigel.
    G            E                    B
    Nigel should squeeze that helping hand.
Chorus:
    A                            G
    And if young Nigel says he's happy.
               F#                E                              D
    He must be happy. He must be happy. He must be happy in his work.
Interlude:
    G   E   B
Verse 2:
    G          E                B
    We're only making plans for Nigel.
    G          E                     B
    He has his future in the British steel.
    G          E                B
    We're only making plans for Nigel.
    G             E                    B
    Nigel's whole future is as good as sealed.
Chorus
Interlude 2:
    E                              F                     C                  G
    Nigel is not outspoken, but he likes to speak and he loves to be spoken to. (In his work)
    F        E            G
    Nigel is happy in his work. (In his work)
    F        E            G
    Nigel is happy in his work. (In his work)
    [drums]
Verse 3:
    G          E                B
    We're only making plans for Nigel.
    G       E                    B
    We only want what's best for him.
    G          E                B
    We're only making plans for Nigel.        \
                                               \  Repeat
    G            E                    B        /  3 times.
    Young Nigel needs that helping hand.      /
Ending:
    G            E(low)        B(low)
   \G /\/\/      E /\/\/       B /\/\/
   \G            E             B
    etc.
\= slide down, /=slide up, /\/\/=vibrato